Freaking Smack.... Reader Beware!

I am absolutely going nuts.... I forget to log in for 12 hours and you all go haywire.... do I applaud the insanity, shun you all, or wipe a tear away as you have finally evolved to my standard.... only time will tell....

 

We have a long way to go before we reach the insanity of the furher. But we can dream there oh great one

 

Can you hear the sarcasism coming through your computer

 

Wow insane I should have a party for this. Now where"s the rum

 

Rum is in the freezer. Chuck, you have no idea... I'm sure they will write books some day..... CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND OUT WHERE THE SMACK WENT TO!!!! I lost it.... I'm sorry, it was sitting on the desk where I always put it, and it most have grown wings and flew away..... where is the smack???

 

reading an Allied will (gotta be Allied, note the british accents!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

And for those of you who question this comment's smack-factor, I decree a boot to the head

 

To all Allied Captains ....I spit in your general direction and my Axis ship will do donuts over your graves.

 

After 18 pages, im surprised nothing has been repeated (or has it?)

 

I'm not sure if there are repeats.... but.... I will concur with Carl.... A boot or DAS BOOT is in order....

I will follow up with a general "Boot to the head" of all allied garbage scows and wannabee axis ships....

Paul! *Boot to the head*
Curt! *Boot to the head*
Chuck! *Boot to the head*
Joy! *Boot to the head*
Mack! *Boot to the head*
Easterbrook! *Boot to the crotch and the head* you freakin' turncoat... pick a side will ya!

I'm good... time to get a new boot.

 

What are you talking about turn coat your fisrt boat was american! pot calling the kettle black.

 

ummmmmmmmmmmm interesting.... but crappy response.... I'll take care of that for you Chris, *VOOSH*!!! There you go.... you'll have to clean up your own splatter though. I believe the US Scow is gone.... lemme check here.... yep nope there is nothing in here... nothing under the bed... yep.... Bismarck scared it off.... looks good looks good. Nope. Just German. Now..... let's head down to the basement.... OH! WELL! Not one.... but TWO pieces of Kipper crap.... *VOOSH* *VOOSH* I know you are used to being picked up after Chris, but, this is ridiculous! Now. When Curt and I bring our Graf-Xs to bear on your big bad kip-crap ship.... whacha gonna do.... oh. I know. LOL "Vanguard - Technical Sink!!!" and promptly jump into the water after her!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I believe they call this - over the barrel - GOTCHA!

 

CHESHIRE VERY LARGE GRIN HERE... OR IS IT A GRINCH GRIN?...LOLLOLLOL

 

Those that can do. Those that can't get a Bismark class Axis boat.

 

I am not the one saying that he should never have sold NC at least I am building a nice looking Brit boat not some ugly american pos.

 

You mean the floating turd called the nelson.

 

and youse guys wanna delete this thread.... *shakes something at you* Head.... Fist..... ????

 

This is one of my favorite things about these forums why delete that is soooo stupid, On with the smack. I throw down my guantlet at anyone who wants to delete the smack. I will also taunt you a second time!

 

And to all you people who want to delete this thread, I decree...

a bb below the belt.
And another one for the Allies

 

Here Here.

 

Although I am against smack completely and never ever want to insult or make fun of anyone [8D][}], I feel that this thread is valuable and does serve a purpose. At the very least, it lets the Allies (pthwew) understand where in the food chain they sit, just below a skunk and well below the Axis!!
Q. What does an Allied Capt. see in the mirror?
A. [8]

For your consideration Sirs, J