Smack Thread

Yes, Allies do dream, it often seems to me that theyve either got their heads in the clouds, or their feet, very, very wet, if you catch my drift.

 

The Axis really have some delusions. If I had a dime for every Axis rant at how great they are I would be rich. but all is not lost. The Axis ships do make a fine artificial reef. That is their contribution to naval history.

 

I have an excellent reputation for leaving no artificial reefs at the bottom of my pond: I pull them all up, even the Allied. It's so much more fun to pull them off the bottom so we can sink them again.

 

Hey Paul your only working ship is allied are you confused?

 

Allies are forced to dream about engaging Axis ships. The cowardly Axis scum wont leave their fjords on most occassions.

 

Indeed, some of them are still there!

 

To all Allied captains: Thbbbb!

 

I second that (although i have no idea what ur saying)!

 

Allies never know what they are saying.

 

I know the Allies are clueless. Speechless too, although were not sure if its due to the awesome power of the German BBs, or their lack of edjumacation at a young age.

 

Boomer, its a loud, wet raspberry, a classic element of crudely taunting your enemy. Its not quite as refined as the French taunting, although I neglected to mention the waggling fingers, the mooning, and the silly dance, which should make it nearly as effective.

 

Yes but the french seem to loose every war they fight.

 

I WISH the Allies were speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we wouldn' t have to tolerate their continuous and ongoing whining and rambling incoherently, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.
J

 

And all they seem to whine about is how much they get sunk and how much they wish they could sink a german ship.

 

Correct me if I am wrong but wasn't it mostly AXIS ships that sank last season? What ever floats your boat.. err ..wait your boats don't float! LOL

 

That was because you were the only allied boat last year.

 

And didn't come up against Scharnhorst!! I must admit it was pretty smooth the way Valiant "convieniently" had the same channel as Scharnhorst.
J

 

Fear Jay just plain fear.

 

You mean how the Scharny "convienantly" had the same freq as the Valiant.

 

Hey Paul are you not an Axis captain? Denial the first phase.