Smack Thread

I am both Axis and Allied. So I am always on the winning side.

 

Or the losing side, depending on your point of view...

 

I figured some Allied 'person' would try to pervert and twist the truth. Scharnhorst was 'here' first. There was rumour of a Warspite about, but no Valiant until the last minute!!

 

Everything is true from a certain point of view.

 

"...from a certain point of view..." Ahh, the wisdom of Obi-Wan Kenobi. He was smart: he fought on the side of good, resisting the evil Empire of people who speak with British accents.

 

...And was himself, British.

 

Humbug! Don't mistake the actor for the character. Anyway, how can Britain exist in space?

 

"The Evil Empire"? Sounds British to me.

 

Heh, Germany was the one with all the super weapons that couldnt get the job done in the end. Sounds like the empire to me!

 

It's obvious that George Lucas took some of the iconic evil parts of everybody's favorite war (WW2: bucket helmets, sturmtruppen, super/vengeance weapons) and combined them with the British Empire (famous naval might, Sterling submachine gun, rule of most of known universe, silly accent) to create the ultimate evil for his good guys to fight against.

 

Sounds likely to me.
And, as always, its the Rebellious Americans with our awesome skillz and courage that win the day (with a little touch of the force)

 

Well don't get ahead of your selves, we also have never been sucsessfully invaded in fact we beat you americans twice as I recall. Go Canada!

 

You mean your British over lords beat us back. We held our own on the Great Lakes though, where it counted.
It doesnt matter any more, however, remember, we have the longest unguarded boarder in the world, our countries.

 

To tell you the truth, I've always been a bit worried about how Canada balances there above us on the map. I'm afraid they might break loose and fall down on top of us.

 

You can reminisce about the past:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4
but this says it all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

 

I love seeing the Allies fighting amongst themselves!!!! They won't see us come in and kick their arses!!!!!
J

 

Jay there is no reason to worry about the allies and their inferior boats.

 

The Allies fighting amongst themselves is the only way they'll find a respectable opponent. The Axis and their flawed ships are too busy hiding in their fjords and trying to get French expertise on how to properly scuttle their ships in case they can't escape Allied forces.

 

Both the Germans and French are experts in sinking their own ships

 

I direct you to eljefe's last post in the trivia thread. I guess the Minneapolis blew her own bow off and the other CAs damaged themselves!!

J