Smack Thread

Bah. We'll see who's laughing when the Valiant waddles through your lines and single-handedly defeats every panzershiffe (panzershiffen?)! It shall be the waddle of doom!

 

waddle sounds about right there Bob.

 

It's a case of toroise and the herr. I'm fine with being a slow, heavily armed doom waddler. Better than a soon-to-be unterseeboot!

 

You wanna go? My Spee will decimate you with his triple sterns and speed, you will, i repeat will, go down like a lame duck at the Able Test at The Bikini Atoll.

 

So long as you only decimate me, there will be nine tenths of a ship left to fight, more than enought to take on the entire Kriegsmarine. That I won't be alone just makes it bloody easy!

 

Hey Bob I will tell Craig and you can take on Bismarck.

 

Yea, i think that that is one battle that would be an epic fail on your part.
And if youre missing 1/10 th of your ship, that is a serious issue.

 

Bah, no matter how large, a kraut ship's a kraut ship. All will fall before the might of the British. Which, I have to say, I'm appalled to see that there are so few of in this discussion. We don't need very many captains, but me alone... I might take a hit or two.
Also, it largely depends on *which* tenth of the ship I'm missing.

 

So far the British have nothing new to say... tea and busicuits sir! Bully pull the other one! What's that .... cricket! Who the bull ox names a game after a bug.... ? Wait ... Must be the Brits! Polo anyone?

 

I do say, finally, a chap conversant in my language! But, what ho! I have made his acquiantance, and I do sense trickery! This is no Englishman! Or, rather, no Englishman yet (nor am I, by that definition...).

I'd quite be up for some tea and biscuits, and perhaps a good few bowls at the wickets!
Indubitably, you shall be out for a duck when we meet on the pond, old chap!

 

Crumpets, it's tea and CRUMPETS, not biscuits. A proper Kipper would have picked that up.

 

I have to agree with you Jay.

 

he's an imposter!!!!

 

Who is an imposter?

 

bayruun, there's not suck thing as tea and biscuits......he's a spy!!!

 

What's all this then? Who would I be spying on, then? I'm certainly not spying on *you*, and Germans wouldn't reveal their own spies, so am I spying on Russia? France? Switzerland? Tea and labour? Tea and cheese? Tea and watches?

 

Your a canadian, pretending to be an american spy, pretending to be a british spy, spying on Germans, when in fact your a german-canadian trying to get info on the british.

 

Sounds like a great movie.

I'm not sure why I'd want to pretend to be an American spy, though. They're pretty easy to spot with their snakeskin boots and cowboy hats.

 

youre canadian, so its kinda close to the us, and we all know how easy it is to hop the northern boarder. Hey, i dont say "its easy to spot a canadian, look for a pint of maple syrup and a guy in a red jacket, riding a horse yelling 'Ay' at the end of every sentence" do i? well, now that i did....

 

I have not seen many canadians that resemble that remarck.