Smack Thread

Three Axis walk into the bar. Wait that's not right. They crawl as they have had their butt whipped by the allies.

 

thats right we crawled in thats because we are drunk after another axis victory.

 

Yeah, brave axis, hiding in the boozer while the allies rule the seas.

 

Nope we only drink once the allies are on the bottom

 

That's right. the allies are in the drink retrieving their soggy hulls from Davy Jones gym locker. The axis smell like gym socks.

 

The Axis are quiet once again in the face of Allied superiority.

 

This is the Allied response to the Axis scum.

 

Running away, huh?

 

Allies, they never learn. We have better things to do than respond to thier drivel. Once you say something intelligent we shall respond.

 

At least the Allies are showing their best side, although we are used to seeing that while the Allies are running away and hiding.
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The Allies are farting in your general direction.

 

thats the most intelligent thing the allies have said in a long time

 

No, it's just the only thing dumbed down enough for the Axis to understand!

 

Not at all we Axis are pure genius! something the allies have no way to conquer.

 

"So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet

 

Geico: So easy an Axis Captain can do it.

 

Your all just jealious of us axis captains cause we are just that damn good

 

Fixed!

 

That's like using Photoshop on all the photos of models in magazines. It may look very attractive from your perspective, you won't find that in the real world.

 

Kinda like seeing an axis ship still floating at the end of a battle. Just not realistic.