Isn't mighty and Axis warship an oxymoron. The only thing mighty is the fact that Axis boats make mighty good artificial reefs
I think King Arthur represented the true spirit of the Allied fleet when he boldy proclaimed, "Run away, run away!" Only the divine intervention of the Holy Hand Grenade allowed him to overcome his mighty foe.
Axis fleet = Sir Robin. When danger reared it's ugly head the Axis fleet turned their tail and fled. And the Axis fleet turned about, they gallantly chickened out. Bravely taking to their feet, the Axis fleet beat a brave retreat
Last I checked, Bold Sir Robin was british, which clearly makes him sunk - I mean Allied. I've got a metric mountain of laundry to fold, though, and I need a movie to watch, so I think this calls for reviewing the evidence. Who knows, maybe he was French
WOW, no Allied reply in 12 days, so for you Allies, thats all the fingers including your thumbs on both hands and the big toe on both of your little feet...that makes 12. They must be gob-smacked. (that's a British term, just to make you all feel warm and comfy) J
Perhaps it is more like the Allies are making final preperations for the upcoming MWCI Nats, while the Axis watch dubious propaganda movies to take their minds off the impending Axis thrashing.
y'All are nuts!!! But anyway, Did anyone see this: the Best part, I have an Allie boat (LST) and a soon to be axis boat (Andrea Doria).. So I can play both sides! I'm also going to use her for a target for Doria!!! My first ship with TEETH Nikki
This is a targeted, localised smack to the new Captain of the HMS Nwfoundland, you know who you are you lily-livered, dim-witted, flatulating Ally. SMACK!!!!! (My glove across your goofy visage), BOOT!!!!! (My foot in your backside), PPFFTTT!!! ( I fart in your general direction to make you feel at home!!!). See you on the water, bring your snorkel!, J
So, MRS. Newf, nothing girly-man?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I expected more from a ... WHAT AM I SAYING???????? This is exactly what I expected from an Allied Captain. I need to make a motor mount, any suggessions? J
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm c.r.i.p.e.s.! Jay.... did you mean to go there? I will be talking to Captain of the Newf on Thursday.... he will be unhinging his cannon for shore. Ewe okay wit dat?
He said something... I don't think it was quite PC and was something about mount and somebodies mom.... and that's why he was having difficulty. Ummmm you riled him up for sure Jay. Look out!
ok jay first off the only reason i would need a snorkel would be if i deigned to help you fish your boat out of Davy Jone's locker. why don't you cobble together a sub that way when i sink you you can hide your shame as your boat will be underwater already. and as for Mrs. Newf she wont be so much running away as seeking out a more dangerous boat to engage ....like a trash skow or that boat mickey mouse was running in that cartoon
Maybe you should pick on something your own size -- but then again, maybe you should stick to fighting cruisers. I don't know how well you'll fare against a real battleship like the HMS Valiant. My companion suggests that you build a U-Boat, but I'll make the Scharnhorst a sub soon enough. God Save The King, HMS Valiant
mjolnir, (isn't that a large, blonde man's 'hammer'???):blush: Don't you realise that even Davy Jones fears the mighty Axis fleet? He finds it much easier to swallow the paltry, puny Allied tubs, kind of like ice cream, all goowey and sticky. Lordrobert, a little full of yourself are you? Typical kipper arrogance gonna help you straight to the bottom. The HMS Valium thinks it is a real battleship but it lives in a fantasy land where little plum fairy's named Newf flitter about and dream of being a REAL warship. J
Oho, finally some opposition in the smack thread. Be warned, we Central Powers show no mercy to those who dare to hoist a target... I mean an Entente flag. I twiddle my thumbs at you, you lobster-breathed contents of a goldfish's large intestine. Now go and blow some bubbles, or I shall taunt you a second time!
It's not really opposition now is it?!?!?!? Just a couple of Allied tugboat skippers, (and I do mean I do mean skippers). Cower in fear Allied trash!!! So, princebobby, just out of curiosity, are you and the missus going to paint your tubs yellow to match the stripe down your backs???? J
If the Axis were worth a challenge we may respond to you. All we seem to hear is the timid rantings of the Axis. Those that can get an Allied boat. Those that can't go Axis.
Well Paul, I would respond in kind.... but I would rather let my words come from a master Warlock. On behalf of my Axis brothers, I give you a personal message from Charlie Sheen! "Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh." And although he needed to be paid lots of money, here is some advice he had for the losers...I mean Allies "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." In other words... Allies? Enjoy the view from under the bridge. WOOT!
My fellow Allies, enough of this milk-livered "worthy of a challenge" gargle! The little pups yap at us, and beg for attention. Perhaps it is time we Allies, as Masters of the World, showed our poor Axis opponents that it is unwise to wake a sleeping giant. My flatulent Axis! "Twiddle your thumbs" indeed! You seem to be quite the masters of "twiddling your thumbs" instead of building battleships or fighting the good fight or navigating or doing anything "Nautical" at all. I can't call you slack-jawed, because that seems to be your favorite organ to exercise apart from your thumbs, but my colleagues have agreed that the description of you that follows is quite apt. Without further ado: your great frankfurter-fingers couldn't make a garbage scow worthy for a wiener dog, much less a battleship fit to fight even one of the splendid vessels of our grand fleet, thou sausage-brained guts, thou paunchy pottle-deep minnows!
