Weather our storm for as long as you can, you naughty navies. It's only a matter of time before you'll be washed under by Allied excellence! Even if we only have one destroyer afloat, your greatest battleships are in peril. With an entire fleet of true fighting ships, built by good Allied hands and captained by trusty Allied souls, you'll find your fancy flotilla decorating the bottom of the pond.
Point #1: Davy Jones only fears the axis when he is upwind of you. Point #2: Axis boats are like German beer you go down smooth Point #3: As for the tug boat skipper thing. Hey how many of those dirty axis boats did the Canadian navy "liberate off you dirty axis again?
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Ah, to live in a fantasy land like the Allies would be wonderful!! Nothing to do but skip and jump and frolic. But we Axis live in the real world, no frolicking for us!! As far as twiddling our thumbs goes, we are just exercising our firing thumb so we can be merciful to you poor under skilled, over ego filled Allies and put you under to waves quickly and efficiently. You should really thank us for not torturing to bejesus out of you. J
That explains so much about the inherent lack of accurate axis fire. They're all thumbs! We proud Allied use our trigger-fingers, a much more accurate way of shooting. This is why the Allies are a superior fighting force, one which scares the axis into forgetting where their trigger fingers are. As to torture, what do you think looking at your ugly pigboats does to our finely honed eyesight? You must realise by now that we sink you so rapidly to remove those scows you call warships from the good pure sunlight and consign them to the muddy depths where they truely belong.
Ah, again to live in the Allied fantasy land. As per normal you have things all backwards and turned around, kinda like the way you Allies fight your 'ships' ( haha funny comparison). We Axis use our thumbs to fire because at you poor, pathetic Allies because we don't need anything else. And I have seen first hand your Allied eyes in action. Just read this quote from an actual Allied conversation between two Allied captains during and actual battle... "OK Tadd, are you ready to hissy all over the enemy?" "Yes Biff, I am prepa...OOOW shiny..." Yup, them Allied eyes see all kinds of stuff, but mostly through water, either tears or lake! J
Speaking of ugly, has anyone seen any Allied ships recently? They're downright ugly, too. Here, let me get some bbs ready and I'll help all you Allied skippers redecorate your ships. I'm sure it'll be an improvement
I wouldn't waste good ammo to be honest... the best way to redecorate the allied fleet? Wood Chipper.
The above post was for my axis brothers and sisters as they would just get it. For you allies... allow me to explain: BB's would simply dent, embed or remove pieces of your superstructure and or sink your ship outright. Seeing as this is the natural order of things, axis ammo being used to sink allied garbage scows, I have to (for once) disagree with Carl here. It's ok, he hadn't thought this one through I think, too quick a trigger finger. I know it happens, dashing the alllied hopes and dreams is far to easy sometimes. But no, Wood Chipper. Fairly well known device. It does what it says, it chips wood into thousands and thousands of itty bitty little pieces. Now, what we do is line the allied victims up, one by one and get them to process their ships in the bin of the wood chipper. The blades of the chipper will remove all semblance of the ship and create thousands of brand new reusable wood chips... and fiberglass ones! Once the captains have retrieved their new "chips" they will go to processing and make too big piles to be painted! Those chips, when painted the appropriate colors, will be used to decorate the inside of their fireplaces! After the first cool evening and the use of a fire log or two, the ships will have come to a worthy end. Take care... As always, Captain Jack
is that the best the axis can do? Excuse me while I take a moment to flush an Axis remnant back to the sea for lobsters to dine on.
Did you get some backlash from your flush on the RIM there Paul? Think you did! As usual it has a little on it... it is allied. Bruins + Axis = Championship! Woot! Battlecry = We are the Champions! Habs + Allied = Playing golf 18 years and counting... Battleweep = FORE!
Been quiet here ... are the Axis still recovering thier ships that made all those dents in the bottom of the pond?
I can't hold my tongue any longer!!! North Carolina-showboat-Axis scum!!!!! Well, let me tell you that the white of the hull indicates the stripe down the backs of Allied stinkers and the interior is not salmon...it's PINK!!!!! I think the Rock contains closet Alllied sympathisers!!! Way too many good, honourable Axis captains have been effected by the taint! J
At our most recent battle, all the Allied capital ships either broke down, or got sunk and then broke down. The combat director, desiring a fair fight, then transferred most of the Axis capital ships to the Allied team. Instantly the battle went from another boring stomp-the-Allies session into a fun and challenging battle. I even got a few holes in my ship, once it was Axis ships doing the shooting. Forget the talk, forget the posturing, it's the results that count. And it's the Axis that deliver the results, so to the Allies
WOW, all this time and nothing from the Allies. Well, that is the most intellegent thing to come out of their mouths in, in, well forever. Axis rule and Allies drool!! J
