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Discussion in 'North Atlantic Battle Squadron' started by Craig, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. DarrenScott

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    'Tis far better to be silent, and wrongly considered a fool, than to open one's mouth and confirm it.
     
  2. Jay Jennings

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    Which is why the Allies haven't been saying anything, they don't want to confirm what we Axis have known all along.:D
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  3. DarrenScott

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    Indeed.
    You are correct.
    Even though they know they are foolish, the axis continue to bluster.
    How nice of you to support me in this.
    I stand by my previous statement.
     
  4. Jay Jennings

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    As per normal the Allies have things all twisted and backwards, kinda like the Allies themselves. It is the Allies that are silent so they don't confirm their status as foolish, well Allies. Just by taking the name Allies alone is enough to verify to all the world that one is in fact a fool!.
    J
     
  5. DarrenScott

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    And the bluster continues.
    Further confirmation of axis foolishness.
     
  6. NASAAN101

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    Guys,
    I'm going to Say something my mom always says, if you can say anything nice, dont say anything at all:D or my favorite, If you don't have anything nice to say just :p!
    Nikki
     
  7. KeriMorgret

    KeriMorgret Facilitator RCWC Staff Vendor

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    Nikki, this is the smack thread where this type of talk is welcomed. You have been told this before. Please do not post these types of comments, as they are inappropriate for this thread and your comments may be deleted by the administrators.
     
  8. NASAAN101

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    Guys,
    I just wanted to say sorry for stepping on toes!!
    Nikki
     
  9. DarrenScott

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    Don't worry Nikki, my Allied guns speak very nicely indeed.
    Unless you're axis, then they shout.
    And what they shout is:

    DIE! DIE! DIE!, YOU AXIS VERMIN! TASTE GLORIOUS ALLIED STEEL! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! GO ON, TRY TO RUN AWAY, WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!

    And stuff like that.

    Scary, huh? :))
     
  10. NASAAN101

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    the nice thing about Doria is she can PLAY both sides :D so which ever team need help more :p
    NIKKI
     
  11. mike5334

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    Funny that .. the nice thing about French ships is that they can be on the opposite side of the Doria and smack it around too. ;)

    Mike
     
  12. NASAAN101

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    Mikey,
    HA HA funny, wait til she gets her teeth in, And wait til i'm so what good with her :D!! She's going to be a great little boat!! and I Just hope that i'm good with her, ya it going to take me a few seasons, But I thing i can get the hang of her! also what i found out: When i say her full name, i stutter with it, but when I just call her little Doria, I don't! Is there any Ideas why??? :whistling:
    Nikki
     
  13. Jay Jennings

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    I dunno Darren, all I hear when the Allied guns fire is a fart in the wind! ;)
     
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    Yes, I'm told that axis skippers make that noise when they hear the roar of allied gunfire. :crying: :blink: :ermm:

    Embarrassing much? :blush:
     
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    Axis skippers rate Depends undergarments #1 when facing Allied gun fire
     
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    That's only because we laugh sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard, for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long at the Pathetic attempts made by the Allies it becomes impossible to maintain control.o_O But I must say that it is cute when you Allies try to man things. :D You Allies really should stick to what you are good at...
    ...
    ...(time lapses)
    ...(crickets chirp)
    ...(more time lapses)
    Other that cooking, cleaning, ironing and whining, I can't think of ANYTHING you Allies are good at!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
    And I can tell you, I have eaten Allied food, eh so-so, the cleaning and ironing part, well I have seen and smelled many a stinky, unwashed Ally so really, the only thing you Allies are good at is whining and I must say you excell at that!!!!!!!:woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:
    J
     
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    Since this is the closest thing to an off-topic board we have (do we have votes to create an "everything else" forum?), though I'd have a little mid-week fun. A post in another section got me to thinking about pickup lines from one warship to another.

    "Come back to my place, I've got something better to drink than pond water"
    "Check out my berth"
    "You should see my cannon collection"
     
  18. NASAAN101

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    Keri,
    that was good!
    Nikki
     
  19. DarrenScott

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    Hmmmm, nice superstructure...wanna see my guns?
     
  20. mike5334

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    ROFL!! That one drew the co-workers to my office to see why I was laughing so hard. Heh.