grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1/134... now this getting personal? you know what that's fine.... lol .... If all the allied want to build their ships to that scale..... We axis know better... English Tea, American beer, Russian Vodka... anyone wanna finish this or do we know where I am going with it.... Thanks for dropping a line.... allied scum.
Hey, i got an idea for your logo...put a more modern, effective, late WW2 battleship on it.....oh.......that'd have to ALLIED.....Bwahahahahaha!
Wow ... put out some free donuts the allied insults come out of the woodwork..... thanks Darren for joining the battle... your insults are fail and witless like the rest of the allied fleet. I am just itching for a good thrashing. We used to have such fun on here!!! Stop firing warning shots and go for some direct hits here! The name of the game is to sink the other navy.... so far I wanna watch paint dry.
I suppose I do have to give the axis some credit, after all they did build three of the biggest, most heavily armed submarines in history. Bismarck, Yamato, Musashi.......SMACK!
Never known an Axis Captain to shoot blanks...although that is all we need to sink to Allied scows!!!!
Oh god.... I'm in stitches .... that was an awesome exchange. Both Darren and Jay scored direct hits to each others ships. Pure awesome. Keep it up guys. Someone on the old thread did some song lyrics before and someone else did a poem or two.... time to get creative. I heard that over the past week the allies got together and took an IQ test to find out who was the smartest captain on the pond. The results were just leaked to me and they confirm my suspicions, the test results? Negative.
Yes, but I'm using superior Allied radar-guided 16" superheavy AP rounds, which do far more damage than those miserly little pellets the axis seem to like so much. Typical axis, too small, no strength, no real staying power. My studies have found a unique equipment fitout on axis warships : Rear view mirrors, so they can see the enemy. : Peppermint schnapps or saki for the crews, cos they can't handle Rum. :Lots of brass and glittery bits for the Italians, to make them feel better.But no armour , as then they might get the idea someone is going to shoot at them, and desert.
I recently noticed a lot of Allied warships are being equipped with inflatable life-rafts. You'd almost think they're expecting to sink...
Axis survivors????? How can you rescue Axis survivors when you are too busy catching our boats...from hitting the bottom since you are already there. Mighty nice of you though. We do appreciate it.
That's because the Allies are such lousy shots they are lucky to hit WATER let alone BALSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hard to make prisoners when you can't hit the enemy. (GOD I am so embarassed for you) :blush:
Allied gunfire hits the water just fine, but not where it can be readily seen, as its the water that's rapidly rising INSIDE the axis hulls. And we do take prisoners, just so we can make em walk the plank! Aaaaaarh!
Weighing in here..... great stuff guys.... to bad allied wit and humor is as dry as a popcorn fart! lol that's all I have for now.... don't need much to top what I am rading their allies... come on!!! Take the safeties off already! Play with your cannons armed and unpinned!!!
Hah! Allied guns are always ready and willing to put the axis worms on the bottom of the pond. Where they belong. And of course Allied humour is dry, it's the AXIS that's all wet, from having to retrieve their garbage scows from the depths, after the glorious Allies wipe the seas free of the axis vermin. Axis warships: so doomed, the rats don't even bother climbing aboard.
