Smack Thread?

Discussion in 'North Atlantic Battle Squadron' started by Craig, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. NickMyers

    NickMyers Admin RCWC Staff

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    Walks like an allied, talks like an allied...
     
  2. NASAAN101

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    Nick,
    Funny!!! NOT :D!!! I just wish my LST wasn't so little so i can arm her!
    Nikki
     
  3. NickMyers

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    Why don't you arm that other ship you have? Oh wait.. you're allied.. you wouldn't make it off the workbench anyways...
     
  4. NASAAN101

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    :p ! Only with the LST!! Doria is the only one with Teeth right now!
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  5. Jay Jennings

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    Nikki, Nikki, Nikki...
    Here you nothing that we say????
    You can't swing in both directions. :ermm:
    You are either an Axis captain, who rocks!!!!, or an Allied captain, who sinks like a rock!!.
    The only crossover is you could be an Allied captain who runs an Axis boat occasionally, (a hockey helmet wearing duffus who has moments of brilliance) or an Axis captain who occasionally runs an Allied boat, (100% pure awesome with momentary lapses in judgement).
    I totally get why the Allies would cross over, the only glimmer of light in an otherwise dismal existance, :woot: but haven't figured out why any self-respecting Axis captain would soil his/her shipyard, hands, lake and soul by running an Allied boat, just doesn't make sense. o_O
    J
     
  6. NASAAN101

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    Hey jay,
    All I have to say :po_O:D!!! MY LST is the Only ships that is going to be up and running for this season!! Going i'm hoping to have as a show ship for the moment!
    nikki
     
  7. Jay Jennings

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    I was trying not to post, not to post, not to post, but I can't!

    Nikki, as a good Allied captain, you should realize that your LST is just as useful as any other Allied ship, it can haul garbage, act as a tug to pull other Allied scrap out to sea to be either scuttled or used as a practice target, or it can be used as a practice target itself, just for gun calibrations you understand as it is not a worthy target for an Axis warship. I suppose an Axis convoy ship, still far superior to the Allies in every way, could sink it ok.Yeah, that would work. So send it out Nikki and we will ensure it gets a proper burial at sea.

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  8. Jay Jennings

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    As expected from an Allied captain, drool and spittle.
    Nikki, just for you I will post a rare picture of the Allied fleet at sea.
    J
    [​IMG]
     
  9. bb26

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    And the Axis fleet must be under the water. Just where a good Axis ship should be
     
  10. Jay Jennings

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    PSSSSST, Paul... I think you missed the point, just like an Allied skipper.
    SHHHHHH, don't worry , I won't tell anyone.
    ;)
    J
     
  11. Jay Jennings

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    Didn't you see the above pic? that is how it is going to look.
     
  12. bb26

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    What all Allied skippers see is the end result if Allied victory. The Axis are sunk to the bottom and victorious Allied boats are off in search of new prey.
     
  13. Kotori87

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    At the Maker Faire a week ago, I heard a lot more cheering for the Axis side than for the Allied side. The audience always likes the winners :)
     
  14. mike5334

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    So that will be a while yet ... ;)
     
  15. NASAAN101

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    Mike,
    I'm hope Next fall!!! But what so Wrong with a little LST :D!
    Nikki
     
  16. Jay Jennings

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    Nothing at all Nikki, :whistling: nothing at all.
    EXCEPT THAT IT IS ALLIED!!!!
    It will make a nice anchor to tie an Axis dock up to, as it disintegrates on the bottom, like a good Allied boat does.
    J
     
  17. NASAAN101

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    Hey Jay,
    :) I was thing convoy ships like her, can play both sides :D
    Nikki
     
  18. bear23462

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    Yeah targets for all !!!
     
  19. bb26

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    This is how the Axis fleet has to be inspected
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  20. Jay Jennings

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    And here is where the Allied fleet has to be inspected...
    [​IMG]
    Just walk in and look down!!! :woot::woot: