Japan wasn't on anyones side...everyone was on JAPAN'S side. It's not my fault the silly Allies didn't realise they were playing nice with the Axis.
Or the silly Japs are just turn coats and forgot where their bread was buttered and they got spanked for it.
Wow, Still no allied nothing. Must be still hungover from their holiday FOO FOO drinks!!! Real men (Axis) drink rum and don't get hangovers that last for a week or two. (Just an hour or two) J
"Coherent" must have a different definition in the Allied universe, as do a great many things. For example, in the Allied universe or the Anti Cool universe as it is know in the scientific community,Allied captains actually, truly believe they have good ships, but in the real universe, we KNOW this to be false. If fact the only thing that Allied ships are good for is becoming reefs and homes for undersea life, although luckily for such sea life, there is a built in bathing system.
Axis ships, however cannot serve this purpose, due to thier being blown to bits and the wreckage scattered in the depths of the ocean by allied gunfire. Sure axis ships are pretty, but when it counts, pretty gets you sunk.
NAAAAHHHH Pretty doesn't get you sunk. Doing something silly (like being Allied) gets you sunk!! Being pretty just means we look good as we kick Allied butt all over the pond!!! J
I was out sailing my proud Axis fleet recently when a little ditty started running through my head. It went a little like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8rpt1y6lk (Kotori) Hear me now, O thou bleak and unbearable world, thou art base and debauched as can be; And a Knight, with his banner so bravely unfurled, now throws down his gauntlet to thee! I am I, Von Kotori, A Lord of the Axis, My destiny calls and I go, And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward oh withersoever they blow. (withersoever they blow) Onward, to glory I go! (Allied Skipper) I'm Allied, yes I'm Allied, I sink for the Axis, all the time! I'll tell all the world, proudly: I'm their target; I'm fishbait! (Kotori) Hear me, skippers and admirals at Allied command: all your dastardly doings are past! For a hole-y endeavour is now to begin; the Axis shall Triumph, at last! I am I, Von Kotori, A Lord of the Axis, My destiny calls and I go, And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward oh withersoever they blow. (withersoever they blow) Onward, to glory I go!
Wow Carl, That absolutely captures the essence of RC Naval Combat!!!!! Nothing else needs to be said. J
And that is why Axis boats are used as monuments in an aquarium. it gives the fish something to laugh at.
Season? Here in Australia we don't HAVE a season. We battle year-round. That's why my HMS Rodney is prepared to kick axis behinds, any day, any time.
What, because it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO slow it can only hit a proper warship in the butt or is it because, (like a typical cowardly Allied ship), it is only willing to attack an innocent, harmless Axis ship in the back!!! J
No, because it will stand and fight any axis pigboat, smash the enemy in a face to face battle, ravage their merchants and hear the lamentations of the axis captains.
Darren! Darren! Darren! DARREN!!!! Wake up, you are having a dream! Weird one too by the sounds of it. Funny you mention pigboat, but Rodney is Allied not Axis. I have seen Rodney on the pond and yes she does wallow like a pig in the muck. A very fitting comparison!!. J
Send me a Bismarck to battle, I love historical reenactments..... Yes, Rodney's slow, but why hurry when you have the biggest stick in town? Let the foolish axis vermin come to me, I say! My brother's North Carolina will be the Hammer, and Rodney the Anvil upon which you will be broken. I still fire my guns in your general direction, taunt you and laugh when you scurry away crying in fear, you silly axis sausage sellers trouser leg, you. Now, where's me rum? Aaaaaarrrhhh!
Carl, Allies are allowed rum...coconut rum! Firstly, they like how is sounds when they say "coconut" makes 'em giggle. It's cute. Secondly, it suits their tastes since they like the FOO-FOO drinks. Proper rum makes Allied faces all screwed up, And finally, it is criminal to waste good rum on show-tune whistling, flower picking, Pom-Pom loving Allies with delusions of grandeur! J
There is only real rum. For real Allied captains. Not that foo foo Peach schnapps that Axis skippers drink. I can see Axis captains and their Shirley temples
