The Allies need LiFe cells and LiFe preservers and LiFe rafts and LiFe belts to save their sorry arses from the mighty Axis pummeling they get over and over again!!!! J
You notice that all of the LiFE items mentioned has to do with staying on top of the water ... something that the Axis seem to have trouble doing.
The only thing I have seen that the axis have done better than the allies at is their floats! I wonder why
You'd think with how often they get sunk, the Allies would have figured out how to build a float by now...
Floats are easy, but we so rarely get to use them. So are anchors, we make those out of axis warships.
I know we Axis will drop our floats to mark the location of the poor, Homer Simpson, Allied captains cause they "DOAH!!!!" didn't put floats on their boats again and as usual find themselves needing one! J
The only Floats the Axis use are the ones at the parades where they can show off their fleet as they appear on a lake bottom.
Not sure how to take this one, so I'll go with the flow. Ahem...Allied traitor scum!! OR Ahem...Absolutely Axis good guy partner!!
Yup I mean the parade float. The one the Axis eventually tows around carrying the destroyed allied ships which are used for target practice.
This is getting re-DUNK-ulous. Can't you Allies think of any better smack than a half-hearted counter-poke at superior Axis technology? Methinks the Allies' lack of smacking skill is worthy of a smack
Ah, but there is a cunning tactic at work here. We have to make you cowardly axis types think we are weak, so you'll come out of your hiding places and fight. Then we simply crush you with superior Allied tech and seamanship, reducing your battlescows to a seafloor debri field. End result: axis destroyed, allies victorious, Rum for everyone.
We have already been through, but we go through it again. I will type it very slowly because I know you Allies can't read very fast and I will use words that even you Allies will understand. Here we go, Axis good, Allies Bad, rum good, FOO-FOO drinks bad. Good for good, bad for bad. Good rum makes bad Allies feel yukky. There, I hope we have finally cleared this up. J
Actually, I do agree that the Axis forces are NOT scum. Scum floats. Bwahahahahahahaha! Take that you cowardly axis dogs! More glory to the allies! Vodka for the Russkies! Rum for the Brits! Moonshine for the Yanks! Canadian club for the Canucks! Brandy for the French, but not too much! Cold beer for the Aussies! Funny sticky things with fruit and umbrellas in them for the surviving axis swine! Girly foo foo drinkers they are!
OK Darren......... you may be the only one here worth responding too..... left you allies alone for a long time...... Allies=Toy Story 4 : The College Years.... or The Death of Woody and Buzz Axis= Pirates of the Carribean 6 : The Epicness of the Axis Glory Solidified through Comic Genious and RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long live Glorious Humor and fair and Just Axis Rule ..... of the Smack Thread
